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  1. WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
    This was your Barney:

    NOW THAT YOU’RE OLDER,
    This is your Barney:


    (Source: elfy)

     
     
  2. kyledaley:

Following the March 11, 2011 earthquake in Japan, this terrified giant panda grabs the leg of a policeman.

    kyledaley:

    Following the March 11, 2011 earthquake in Japan, this terrified giant panda grabs the leg of a policeman.

     
     
  3. Ted:  You know, first day of college, I showed up, I was so freaked out, and I got up to my room, and there was my roommate. Lying on the bed, with his feet up on the wall, and headphones on, big smile on his face, he just didn’t give a crap. Happy. Confident. Not afraid of anything. That guy was you, you before you met Lily.
Marshal: Ted,
Ted: Yeah?
Marshal: I was high that day. I was, I was so high I thought you were the Dean.
Ted: Heh..what I’m saying is, there’s a version of you, without Lily..and, it’s not this. You cannot let Lily steal your identity the way that guy stole hers.
Marshal: Ok, ok. Resolved. Starting tomorrow, I’m gonna start being ok. Cheers.
But he wasn’t. Cause that’s not how life works. The next day he found one of her socks or something, and we’re back on square one.
And then, one morning:
Robin: Ted, I think you should see this.
Ted: Marshal? What are you doing? 
Marshal: It’s Sunday. It’s pancake’s day.
It took him 67 days and one really disgusting batch of pancakes, but Marshal had come back from the dead. Because while baseball, strippers and guns can’t help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart is TIME.

    Ted:  You know, first day of college, I showed up, I was so freaked out, and I got up to my room, and there was my roommate. Lying on the bed, with his feet up on the wall, and headphones on, big smile on his face, he just didn’t give a crap. Happy. Confident. Not afraid of anything. That guy was you, you before you met Lily.

    Marshal: Ted,

    Ted: Yeah?

    Marshal: I was high that day. I was, I was so high I thought you were the Dean.

    Ted: Heh..what I’m saying is, there’s a version of you, without Lily..and, it’s not this. You cannot let Lily steal your identity the way that guy stole hers.

    Marshal: Ok, ok. Resolved. Starting tomorrow, I’m gonna start being ok. Cheers.

    But he wasn’t. Cause that’s not how life works. The next day he found one of her socks or something, and we’re back on square one.

    And then, one morning:

    Robin: Ted, I think you should see this.

    Ted: Marshal? What are you doing? 

    Marshal: It’s Sunday. It’s pancake’s day.

    It took him 67 days and one really disgusting batch of pancakes, but Marshal had come back from the dead. Because while baseball, strippers and guns can’t help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart is TIME.

     
     
  4. Barney : Ok, Lily, I’m sorry that I lied about wanting to settle down.
Lily : No, that wasn’t the lie. The lie was when you told Nora you were lying. Because you weren’t. You want that stuff Barney, I know you do.
Barney : Pfft ok, maybe, eventually, I could settle down….50 years from now if I have like a Hefner thing going on with some really hot twins! But those twins, won’t even be born…for another 32 years! ….I mean, Nora’s great, she’s wonderful, but..
Lily : What time was your dinner reservation?
Barney : Last night? 8.30.
Lily : What did this heart do at 8.30?
Doctor : It…literally skipped a beat.
Lily : Your heart’s talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

    Barney : Ok, Lily, I’m sorry that I lied about wanting to settle down.

    Lily : No, that wasn’t the lie. The lie was when you told Nora you were lying. Because you weren’t. You want that stuff Barney, I know you do.

    Barney : Pfft ok, maybe, eventually, I could settle down….50 years from now if I have like a Hefner thing going on with some really hot twins! But those twins, won’t even be born…for another 32 years! ….I mean, Nora’s great, she’s wonderful, but..

    Lily : What time was your dinner reservation?

    Barney : Last night? 8.30.

    Lily : What did this heart do at 8.30?

    Doctor : It…literally skipped a beat.

    Lily : Your heart’s talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

     
     
  5. Tumbling

    it’s been a while.

     
     
  6. 2011.

    ku harap akan lebih bermakna. ada cita, teman-teman, dan kau.

     
     
  7. "You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there."
    — Bob Marley on How to Love a Woman  (via maybeitsjustadream)

    (Source: daphneemarie)

     
     
  8. so i came upon a certain list.
How To Make A Woman Happy.
it’s pretty easy actually. a Man only has to be:
a friend
a companion
a lover
a brother
a father
a master 
a chef
an electrician
a carpenter
a plumber
a mechanic
a decorator
a stylist
a sexologist
a gynecologist
a psychologist
a healer
a pest exterminator
a good listener
an organizer
a good father
very clean
sympathetic 
athletic
warm
attentive
gallant
intelligent
funny
creative
tender
strong
understanding
tolerant
prudent
ambitious
capable
courageous
determined
true
dependable
passionate
committed 
Without forgetting:
to give compliments regularly
to love taking them shopping
to be honest
to be very rich
not to stress her out
not to look at other girls
And at the same time:
give her a lot of attention, while expecting little for yourself
give her a lot of time, especially for herself
give her a lot of space, not worrying where she goes 
AND VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
But sadly, how to make a man happy?
show up naked. (-_-“)

    so i came upon a certain list.

    How To Make A Woman Happy.

    it’s pretty easy actually. a Man only has to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master 
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a healer
    18. a pest exterminator
    19. a good listener
    20. an organizer
    21. a good father
    22. very clean
    23. sympathetic 
    24. athletic
    25. warm
    26. attentive
    27. gallant
    28. intelligent
    29. funny
    30. creative
    31. tender
    32. strong
    33. understanding
    34. tolerant
    35. prudent
    36. ambitious
    37. capable
    38. courageous
    39. determined
    40. true
    41. dependable
    42. passionate
    43. committed 

    Without forgetting:

    1. to give compliments regularly
    2. to love taking them shopping
    3. to be honest
    4. to be very rich
    5. not to stress her out
    6. not to look at other girls

    And at the same time:

    1. give her a lot of attention, while expecting little for yourself
    2. give her a lot of time, especially for herself
    3. give her a lot of space, not worrying where she goes 

    AND VERY IMPORTANT:

    • Never to forget:
    1. birthdays
    2. anniversaries
    3. arrangements she makes

    But sadly, how to make a man happy?

    show up naked. (-_-“)

     
     
  9. gonna get one of this someday. to play my old cassettes, and hopefully my-soon-to-be-hobby LP collections. :D
CDs? hehe it’s the iTunes age babeh. 

    gonna get one of this someday. to play my old cassettes, and hopefully my-soon-to-be-hobby LP collections. :D

    CDs? hehe it’s the iTunes age babeh. 

     
     
  10. i simply follow my heart to follow your blog cos you are awesome to love How I Met Your Mother just like i do ! HAHA.
    asked by intanisme
    answer:

    HIMYM is full of wisdom. it’d be unwise not to love the show :)